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WANT TO EARN FAST, UNLIMITED CASH EASILY ? I TELL YOU HOW. BUT FIRST, A DECLARATION ! 
DECLARATION : I, JYOTI NARULA AT NEWDELHI.BRAVENET.COM & DELHI.BRAVENET.COM HEREBY DECLARE THAT; THIS WEBSITE IS NO GAME OR GAMBLE. THIS IS PURE BUSINESS. I TAKE MONEY FROM PEOPLE AND IN TURN MAKE WEBPAGES FOR THEM TO USE THE WAY THEY LIKE. I PROVIDE THIS "PAID" SERVICE TO THEM AND SO I SHALL BE LIABLE TO PAY ALL TAXES INCLUDING SERVICE TAX @10.2% TO THE GOVT. OF INDIA, WHEN WE REACH THAT PAYING STAGE. AS FAR AS THE PARTICIPANTS OF THIS WEBSITE ARE CONCERNED, THEIR INCOME FROM MY SITE SHALL BE PURELY AS COMMISSIONS FOR FETCHING NEW MEMBERS & THEIR RESPONSIBILITY SHALL ONLY BE TO HONESTLY PAY THEIR INCOME TAX FROM THE INCOME GENERATED HERE. 
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SO NOW FOR THE GAME .. OOPS....SORRY!....
.. BUSINESS !!!!!
Yes, it's BUSINESS. "Web designing" business for me and the "DESIGNED PAGE selling" business for you. Sell it and earn your commissions. 
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Introducing, the internet's most respected, transparent and most rewarding money making VENTURE. 
It pays you the whopping comissions of 25% - 25% - 25% down the line!!! No one else gives you so much. Also it deducts nothing. No installment deducted, no installment 'adjusted towards anything'...... never .... 
Now, I will give you one example of the first month.
Click on the link on side of the page to find out who earned Rs 2850/- in the very first month of his joining. You can also see the scan copy of the cheque been issued in his name by me. 
Rs 200/- to Rs 2850/- in one month !
That is quite a game. Moreover our unique 25-25-25 percentage commission rate ensures that he gets much more money next month when our members increase. That is, when his children and grandchildren increase........
You may ask ......what children ? ...
Amazed ? 
Let me explain. Whichever member Mr. Harish fetches, we call him "Harish's child".
Whichever member the child fetches, that is his child's child , that is Grandchild. Likewise, further his grandchild's child is Harish's Great-Grandchild. All of them are earning him a commission of Rs 50/- each. (He is having grand daughters also included in this list ... lol....... ladkiyon ka dada!) 
And you know he was having 57 children and grandchildren in his heirarchy in his first month of July .
No, he is not so clever as to make so many members. Moreover, he cannot spend much time on computer. He is having a job. He is having "real wife"
and "real children" to be taken care of...... He had until July 31 made only 4 children in this commission game. Four children means just Rs 200/- commission...... !
Then how did he get so much commision ?
????????
It happened such that one of his sons named Gulshan turned out to be so clever,
that he made 12 children (9 sons 3 daughters) within last 18 days of July (july 14 to July 31). Gulshan's brothers in this game (Harish's other 3 sons) also found it very easy to make children. So , in all there were already 58 members in Harish's family heirarchy including himself in the July end, ever increasing till date.
As for the bright boy Gulshan, he had 13 children and 15 grandchildren in those 18 days of his joining from July 14 to 30 and he got Rs 1400/- as commision for those 28 children and grandchildren on July 31.
Mr. Harish is so lucky! His offsprings (Children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren) are earning for him day in and day out while he himself sleeps.
When he himself makes a child, he gets 25% of Rs 200/- i.e., Rs 50/-. When one of his children gets a child, again Harish gets Rs 50/-. When his grandchild gets a child then also Harish gets his Rs 50/- .
That is how I distribute 3 commissions down the line and I keep only the remaining Rs 50/- . 
That is because I strongly believe that equal work should get equal returns. I treat you as equals. 
But am I really earning as much as you are ? NO ! I am not. Take a look at the facts. The rupees 50/- you get, are all yours; whereas I shall have to pay service tax from my Rs 50/- . And that will not be a simple 10.2% of the Rs 50/-. Because I am actually charging Rs 200/- for the webpage design, I shall be paying 10.2% of Rs 200/- ; that is a little more than Rs 20/-. By law, the commission cannot be deducted from the actual rate in the case of service tax. That cut happens only in the case of income tax. I shall be providing receipt of Rs 200/- to the client so the sevice tax has to be Rs 20/- . I will loose this amount, and keep just Rs 30/- out of my Rs 50/-.
You take your full Rs 50/- and enjoy
...... whereas I get just Rs 30/- (after deducting service tax). God damn ... 
Moreover, I shall have to work hard to:
(1) Provide you with a prepared webpage , including typing the text of your choice, uploading your photos (yes, it is your choice if you want to make your page as a matrimonial page for yourself or just a platform to make friends.
. You can also use this page to communicate with others or to promote your own existing business. Everything is allowed.)
So, it increases my work so much. I shall be doing all the uploads for you.

(2) My other work will be to maintain all the accounts and records. Keep track of every member, every commission link. Answer all the querries and Emails. Do all the uploading job. Keep a watch over maintenance of all member's pages day in and day out. And how can you forget the cost of page uploading and downloading! It's all my responsibility. Whole day I have to do the churning as in this cartoon
.
Ultimately I'll have to appoint employees also. One more thing to eat into my Rs 30/-.
So buddy, don't you think you are "more equal" than me in this "equal" partnership? 
Now what are you waiting for ? Enroll now and let your money do all the trick for you. Even if you consider yourself dumb at things like 'getting members', which I assure you you'll not be when I teach you the methods of free advertising on the internet; its just a matter of time and luck till you get a 'son' like Gulshan
who can make not just thousands but hundreds of thousands for you, because as you can see how this "children tree" progresses in geometrical progressions, 10 .... 100 .... 1000...... a son like Gulshan can make you a rich .... hey wait .... is there any chance that you yourself are the Gulshan-type genius I am talking to ? Tell me friend, are you ..... ? 
If you are not , no problem. I shall be giving you all the lessons on free ads on the internet when you join. As I found you on the internet, why can't you find people ? It's damn easy. You just give them the hint and invite them to our website. You can make "Click here" statements on some other websites free of cost. I can teach you how. It's damn easy; somewhat automatic. Once they come to our website through your link, they too shall understand the concept like you did and they could become your children because they are entering through your link, carrying your referrer ID.
Your front page will have a form which he/she has to fill in order to enter the main site. As soon as that form is filled, you will immediately receive an automatic machine-generated Email showing the Email address etc. of the new entrant. I am even making a program to receive a copy of such Email myself alongwith the page-owner's, that is, your ID, so that later also when that person joins, he/she is automatically your child. To make the procedure more transparent, I shall allow you as a member to access the knowledge about all the new members, using a password, isn't it great ! 
If it is great, why are you late ? What are you waiting for ? Just send Rs. 200/- and get a well designed web page from me. Send your cheque/DD in favour of JYOTI NARULA alongwith all the details and referrer's id (if any) to:
JYOTI NARULA
24/71, WEST PATEL NAGAR,
NEW DELHI - 110008.
INDIA
my Email: hostjyoti@yahoo.co.in
Please Email me details about your cheque when you send it.
Click on the link on the left side of the page to leave your 3 details. I shall mail you back. I'll send you only 1 message. It's a gentleman's promise.
Out of INDIA members will have to pay in Indian currency only, by check or international money order or through Western Union Money Transfer. They will in turn be paid as they like in their PayPal account.
If you are being directly invited by me to join, you need write referrer's ID as A-01 (that is myself)
The members I appoint have the ID beginning with B-01. The members that B grade people make have their ID as C something, C-01 to C-100 or C-1000 or anything..... and so on.
So come on...... be on the early B, C or D list and earn money as quickly as possible. Don't wait for the X Y Z.
One more thing. When one year of your membership is over, you shall completely retire. 
Your pending last month's cheque will be given to you along with a "Thank you note", nothing other than that. But, as I think you'll have the desire to join again, you are most welcome.
But you'll have to start all over again by purchasing a web page, paying Rs 200/- again. Then again you make sons, grandsons .....
But do you know how much you must have earned in this year. I think you can retire for good and purchase a house in Goa and may not work for the rest of your life.
But if you join me again, then as Bhagwat Geeta teaches us, in the same way as human beings discard old clothes for new, the soul discards old body to get a new one, same way thou shalt join newdelhi.bravehost.com again, with a new ID ....... ( giggle or lol ? )
One last thing, last but not least. From october 1, 2005, I was planning to increase the fees to Rs 400/- but posponed it for 2 months. But whenever it is increased, the already registered members will not have to pay more. Moreover, the increased commission from Rs 50/- to Rs 100/- will be their to earn. Work and earn .... double. So buy your page while it is available for Rs 200/- and enjoy commission @Rs 50/- now and @Rs 100/- later............
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BYE FOR NOW.
JYOTI NARULA
But am I really earning as much as you are ? NO ! I am not. Take a look at the facts. The rupees 50/- you get, are all yours; whereas I shall have to pay service tax from my Rs 50/- . And that will not be a simple 10.2% of the Rs 50/-. Because I am actually charging Rs 200/- for the webpage design, I shall be paying 10.2% of Rs 200/- ; that is a little more than Rs 20/-. By law, the commission cannot be deducted from the actual rate in the case of service tax. That cut happens only in the case of income tax. I shall be providing receipt of Rs 200/- to the client so the sevice tax has to be Rs 20/- . I will loose this amount, and keep just Rs 30/- out of my Rs 50/-.
You take your full Rs 50/- and enjoy
...... whereas I get just Rs 30/- (after deducting service tax). God damn ... 
Moreover, I shall have to work hard to:
(1) Provide you with a prepared webpage , including typing the text of your choice, uploading your photos (yes, it is your choice if you want to make your page as a matrimonial page for yourself or just a platform to make friends.
. You can also use this page to communicate with others or to promote your own existing business. Everything is allowed.)
So, it increases my work so much. I shall be doing all the uploads for you.

(2) My other work will be to maintain all the accounts and records. Keep track of every member, every commission link. Answer all the querries and Emails. Do all the uploading job. Keep a watch over maintenance of all member's pages day in and day out. And how can you forget the cost of page uploading and downloading! It's all my responsibility. Whole day I have to do the churning as in this cartoon
.
Ultimately I'll have to appoint employees also. One more thing to eat into my Rs 30/-.
So buddy, don't you think you are "more equal" than me in this "equal" partnership? 
Now what are you waiting for ? Enroll now and let your money do all the trick for you. Even if you consider yourself dumb at things like 'getting members', which I assure you you'll not be when I teach you the methods of free advertising on the internet; its just a matter of time and luck till you get a 'son' like Gulshan
who can make not just thousands but hundreds of thousands for you, because as you can see how this "children tree" progresses in geometrical progressions, 10 .... 100 .... 1000...... a son like Gulshan can make you a rich .... hey wait .... is there any chance that you yourself are the Gulshan-type genius I am talking to ? Tell me friend, are you ..... ? 
If you are not , no problem. I shall be giving you all the lessons on free ads on the internet when you join. As I found you on the internet, why can't you find people ? It's damn easy. You just give them the hint and invite them to our website. You can make "Click here" statements on some other websites free of cost. I can teach you how. It's damn easy; somewhat automatic. Once they come to our website through your link, they too shall understand the concept like you did and they could become your children because they are entering through your link, carrying your referrer ID.
Your front page will have a form which he/she has to fill in order to enter the main site. As soon as that form is filled, you will immediately receive an automatic machine-generated Email showing the Email address etc. of the new entrant. I am even making a program to receive a copy of such Email myself alongwith the page-owner's, that is, your ID, so that later also when that person joins, he/she is automatically your child. To make the procedure more transparent, I shall allow you as a member to access the knowledge about all the new members, using a password, isn't it great ! 
If it is great, why are you late ? What are you waiting for ? Just send Rs. 200/- and get a well designed web page from me. Send your cheque/DD in favour of JYOTI NARULA alongwith all the details and referrer's id (if any) to:
JYOTI NARULA
24/71, WEST PATEL NAGAR,
NEW DELHI - 110008.
INDIA
my Email: hostjyoti@yahoo.co.in
Please Email me details about your cheque when you send it.
Click on the link on the left side of the page to leave your 3 details. I shall mail you back. I'll send you only 1 message. It's a gentleman's promise.
Out of INDIA members will have to pay in Indian currency only, by check or international money order or through Western Union Money Transfer. They will in turn be paid as they like in their PayPal account.
If you are being directly invited by me to join, you need write referrer's ID as A-01 (that is myself)
The members I appoint have the ID beginning with B-01. The members that B grade people make have their ID as C something, C-01 to C-100 or C-1000 or anything..... and so on.
So come on...... be on the early B, C or D list and earn money as quickly as possible. Don't wait for the X Y Z.
One more thing. When one year of your membership is over, you shall completely retire. 
Your pending last month's cheque will be given to you along with a "Thank you note", nothing other than that. But, as I think you'll have the desire to join again, you are most welcome.
But you'll have to start all over again by purchasing a web page, paying Rs 200/- again. Then again you make sons, grandsons .....
But do you know how much you must have earned in this year. I think you can retire for good and purchase a house in Goa and may not work for the rest of your life.
But if you join me again, then as Bhagwat Geeta teaches us, in the same way as human beings discard old clothes for new, the soul discards old body to get a new one, same way thou shalt join newdelhi.bravehost.com again, with a new ID ....... ( giggle or lol ? )
One last thing, last but not least. From october 1, 2005, I was planning to increase the fees to Rs 400/- but posponed it for 2 months. But whenever it is increased, the already registered members will not have to pay more. Moreover, the increased commission from Rs 50/- to Rs 100/- will be their to earn. Work and earn .... double. So buy your page while it is available for Rs 200/- and enjoy commission @Rs 50/- now and @Rs 100/- later............
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BYE FOR NOW.
JYOTI NARULA
bravenet.com